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Joke of the Day

"How did the T-Rex feel after working out? [OC] Dino-sore"

"A farmer was worried when he counted only 196 cows... ...but when he rounded them up, much to his relief, he had 200."

"Just got off the phone with my mom. She had a good chat. Unrelated, there are 1273 Cheerios left in this box."

"I'm thinking about going on a day trip but I just don't know where to get the LSD"

"Q.Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory? A. She kept throwing out all the W's."

"Fun prank: tweet ""BRB CLEANING MY GUN!!!"" then don't tweet for 8 years."

"I was lost in the desert, out in the distance I thought I saw Nicki Minaj, when I ran up to her... She ended up being a Nicki Mirage"

"MISSING: Black and white cat with red collar. Very intelligent. Mittens, if you're reading this, please come home."

"A Call for Assistance by Linda Hand"

"Buckwheat from the Little Rascals just converted to Islam.. Now he's Kareem of Wheat."