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Joke of the Day
"I often antagonize black people in hopes they call me a jive turkey."
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"If you throw a ping pong ball in the air, no less than 45 Chinese people will materialize to catch it & start a tournament."
"Did you hear about the two deaf men who walked into a bar? Neither did they."
"What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically? Tsar-Chasm"
"There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Chuck Norris."
"There's no easy way to say this..... She sells sea shells on the sea shore, the shells that she sells are sea shells for sure."
"How do you think the unthinkable? with an itheberg."
"What stops your hair from falling? The floor"
"Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs? Chicks are for kids!"
"""What do we call this war?"" ""The World War?"" ""No. There's already been 1 of those"" ""Uh this is a world war, too"" *the streetlights explode*"