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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a monkey named James that's afraid of everything? Jim-pansy"
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"I was beating a mouse Then it clicked."
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"Sometimes it's really hard to tell who's winning when you fight sarcasm with sarcasm."
"Robin Thicke. I wonder if his name applies to his Penis. Wonder if i can also call myself Willy Enormous. But mine will be obvious"
"You don't really know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them."
"A local plastic surgeon started giving away free breast implants... They're up for grabs."
"How does a computer nerd become to the most popular person in Australia. He automates it."
"An elephant never walks into a bar He only drinks to forget"
"Why do the Scottish Wear Kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."