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Joke of the Day

"If you were to look at my search history you might think I was a history buff... ... but in reality I just enjoy masturbating to pictures of Holocaust victims."

"What did the Oxen say to his son moving out? Bison"

"They really should call the Day After Tomorrow ""Threemorrow"""

"I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass."

"Why did the DJ have such small hands? Wee paws for station identification."

"Did you guys hear about the shoe store that got looted in Baltimore? The only thing they left were the work boots."

"Anthropology It'll get you laid, but it won't get you paid."

"Oscar Pistorius should be banned from the Olympics ...because he smoked Reeva"

"Why were Porn Stars not affected by the recession? Some jobs always have sticky wages..."

"These need to be written. Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes? A: A piiig. Q: What goes Oh, Oh, Oh? A: Santa Claus walking backwards."