41339

Joke of the Day

"Just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. Will keep you posted."

"If the world's fate ever hangs on my mom opening a picture mail on her phone in under ten minutes, we are all doomed."

"I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer crash? Because it had a bad driver! drops mic"

"coworker asked me if I needed a hug and now he doesn't work here because people that are on fire can't work."

"Does the S in iPhone 5S stand for ""superficial""? ""Shallow""? ""Slave""? Or ""soon to be obsolete""?"

"During a recent study, almost 95% of participants preferred exercise to sex. Because they all ran away when I offered."

"What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay."

"They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends. I hope it's Michael - he's super cute."

"People think I'm a hugger, but I'm actually shaking them down for snacks."

"How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !"