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Joke of the Day

"During a recent study, almost 95% of participants preferred exercise to sex. Because they all ran away when I offered."

"Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory? She threw out all the W's."

"That's a nice ham you got there... It'd be a shame if you put an 's' in front and an 'e' at the end of it."

"I know Mexican culture is big on traditions: baptism at birth, ear piercing as a baby, but what's the one they do when they turn 15? Have a baby."

"The five unwritten rules of life 1. 2. 3. 4. 5."

"Me: Do you think its strange to talk to yourself? Me: No."

"Question: Why do men always give their penis a name? Answer: Because they don't want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them."

"(NSFW) Know how I know you're gay? Your dick tastes like shit"

"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

"Why did the calf cross the road? To get to the udder side"