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Joke of the Day
"What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist? Nothing, giraffes aren't real."
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"Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers in the winter time? To keep Hillary's chin warm!"
"I saw a bald eagle take a shit mid-flight today. I've never been prouder to be an American."
"Business Idea: 1. Join dating site. 2. Arrange dates with 30 people at your house, all at the same time. 3. TIMESHARE PRESENTATION."
"surprise your partner in the bedroom by loudly turning into a helicopter"
"My grandpa said that this generation relies too much on technology. I told him his generation relied on it more. Then I unplugged his life support."
"I have very bad addiction to wrapping gifts. Every time I open a present, I end up rewrapsing."
"a bird doesnt sing becuase it has an answer. it sings becuase birds are jerks who like to hear the sound of their own voice"
"Kim Jong Un Executed 15 Officials This Year, South Korea Says Not sure how he did it but that is just amazing, great job Kim Jong."
"The dominating wife A woman at an optician's shop: I am returning the glasses I bought for my husband. He is still not seeing things my way!"