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Joke of the Day

"Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers in the winter time? To keep Hillary's chin warm!"

"If an indoor shooting range is burning, what does one scream to inform them?"

"What's the difference between Valve and uranium? Uranium gets to its half-life on time."

"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher handsomer and smarter than some really really big guy named Chuck."

"What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane? Clearly, I can see your nuts."

"Q: How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"""

"My one true love cooks for me, cleans for me, has never talked back, does what I tell her to do, I can have my way with her any time I want, and she ALWAYS satisfies me. But enough about my hand."

"The thing about driving in Lebabon the traffic can get Beirutal!"

"Car insurance companies got it right Don't date women under 25!"

"I went out with anorexic twins last night... 2 birds, 1 stone"