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Joke of the Day

"Kim Jong Un Executed 15 Officials This Year, South Korea Says Not sure how he did it but that is just amazing, great job Kim Jong."

"What do you call a man who is attracted to black guys? A homiesexual!"

"Quitting twitter is the adult version of running away from home. We ALL know you're doing it for attention and we ALL know you'll be back."

"A dog owner tells his dog.. Owner: ""Who's a good boy?"" Doggo: ""Did you just assume my gender?!"""

"What do diapers and Politicians have in common? They both need changing regularly - for exactly the same reason."

"What do you call a boat made of cat shit? a caturdamaran"

"Man, I hated Alex Haley, the author of Roots... He always had his niggers in a *twist*."

"There is no greater stress than the stress of a guy who forgot his phone & left it at home with his wife."

"Why Sachin Tendulkar never sweat? Because he has huge fans!"

"I just got a great new lab coat! The meat was pretty good too."