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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain? So you're the one.... (only if you answered ""i don't know"")"

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"Whats the difference between a man and a government bond? The bond matures."
"I like my coffee like I like my women..... ....ground up and in the freezer."
"A man walks into a bar... ...and screams ""Ouch!"""
"Every car should also have a second, super gas light so you know when you actually need gas."
"If I die before I wake, I pray the lord will clear my browsing history."
"When I meet women, I immediately start talking about global warming. It's a real icebreaker."
"Girls are like rocks skip the flat ones"
"""We were trapped in the elevator and had to make a terrible decision"" Which was? ""We ate Bill"" OMG. How long were you in there? ""4 minutes"""
"Let's walk barefoot on grass! -People who have never walked a dog"
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