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Joke of the Day

"What is a rapper's favorite tea? Black boo-tea"

"Two cows are standing next to each other in a field . . . one says "" I was artificially inseminated this morning"" ""I don't believe you."" Said the other ""It's true . no bull. """

"How do you get a goth down from a tree? Cut the rope"

"I once thought I had a Japanese friend. But it was just my imagine Asian."

"If you get cold just stand in a corner for a while. They are about 90 degrees."

"She claimed to be a copy editor but she had no proof."

"I came home to a trail of bread leading to the bedroom & of course I followed, only to find my husband in bed with 10 ducks. I'm heartbroken"

"Did you hear about the skeleton that couldn't go to the party? He had no body to go with."

"Why can't you see elephants hiding in trees? ...because they are hiding"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender"