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Joke of the Day

"Two cows are standing next to each other in a field . . . one says "" I was artificially inseminated this morning"" ""I don't believe you."" Said the other ""It's true . no bull. """

"British English will have only 3 vowels now A I O They left E U"

"No one in here better be making any jokes about Fred Phelps' death God hates gags."

"What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree? A gorilla pooped on his face."

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? denimdenimdenim"

"TIL Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate halloween.. guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their doors"

"What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter? 8008132"

"How does a sociopath say goodbye? Manip-ya-later!"

"Why do uniformed soldiers need to eat their fruits and vegetables? If they don't, they'll be irregulars."

"I lasted 1 hour and 30 seconds while having sex last night... Thank you daylight savings!"