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Joke of the Day
"I once thought I had a Japanese friend. But it was just my imagine Asian."
Next Joke
"i am asking my dad ""Dad you look tired."" ""Oh, you mean the dark circles under my eyes? Those are the shadows of my great deeds."""
"*sees lost cat* Hey buddy you lost *reads tag* there's a phone number *dials number* *little cell phone in cats pocket starts ringing*"
"Hey girl, on a scale of 'Neo's mind in the beginning of The Matrix' and 'Neo's mind at the end', how free are you tonight?"
"Most meth cooks start by clicking on an ad to make $500-$800 a day working from home."
"you're honor, my client- hold on.. *long recess w/ client* ok my really high client wants to know if he can eat his Cheetos during the trial"
"I bet Michael J. Fox makes one hell of a martini."
"Why did the music teacher get arrested So Doe Mi"
"*Kanye West's dating show* 10 women stand in front of me and I only have 9 roses. BUT WAIT... They're all for me *Kanye wins dating show*"
"Dear spouse: When I said I needed more physical contact, I was not aiming for you to high five me whenever I walk by..."