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Joke of the Day
"What does a Mexican use to cut pizza? Little Caesars"
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"I heard there are hillbillies dressing up as clowns and threatening people... They call themselves the Ku Klux Klown"
"If I was a serial killer my name would be ""The suspense"" So my victims would be like ""oh no, the suspense is killing me"" And then we would both laugh right before I kill them."
"She buys me a lot of shitty music these days. ""Reminds me of your old stuff,"" she says. So maybe I get her a gift subscription to Playboy."
"If you're a guy and you shave your legs... you might aswell go all the way and shave your pussy."
"After being diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder, I phoned my boss to tell him I'd need time off. ""You're self-employed you stupid bastard,"" I said."
"Jared to plead guilty to charges. Sorry wrong sub."
"You think you've got problems?I dropped my cocaine in the snow this morning."
"A healthy male organism is the one, which wakes up in the morning before the man."
"If I poured phenolphthalein on you it would turn pink. Because you a basic bitch."