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Joke of the Day
"What do you find in a rythmic bakery? A-bun-dance"
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"I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves."
"What does an epileptic vegetarian eat? Seizure salad"
"Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset? They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane"
"A baby crawls into a bar... He asks the bartender for a milk. The bartender says, ""I guess you want that in a bottle?"". The baby replies, ""What do you have on tit?"""
"*takes load of groceries off of old woman's hands* these are mine now you old prune"
"that sad moment when you return to your normal life after watching an awesome movie"
"Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good? because he is a Norsissist."
"Did you hear about the depressed man going on a cross country road trip? He's weeping the nation."
"Apple So Apple was making a new touchscreen for kids , it didn't go well because of the name , iTouch Kids"