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Joke of the Day
"What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can't beat it!"
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"Grow Your Own Vegetables by Rosa Carrotts"
"Men should be like coffee: strong, hot and not letting you sleep for the whole night. However, most of them are like copy machines: suitable only for reproduction."
"Darth Vader should've married... A woman named Ella"
"*sees commercial* ""Talk to your kids about drugs before its too late"" ""Kiddo. Kitchen. Now"" - Yeah? ""This is oregano. Don't get ripped off"""
"There are three kinds of people on earth Those who can count to three and those who can't !"
"""Sorry I'm late, but let me explain."" -The inventor of the snooze button at the initial presentation"
"Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ? A. The spider -- It has its own website."
"Why wont Apple ever make a car? Because it can't have windows in it!!!!"
"What is a ghost's favorite street? A boooooooolevard."