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Joke of the Day

"Apple So Apple was making a new touchscreen for kids , it didn't go well because of the name , iTouch Kids"

"Q: How does a man on a moon get his haircut? A: Eclipse it."

"I covered myself from head to toe in mirrors today. I don't really know why, maybe I'm just at that age where you do a lot of reflecting..."

"""Y'ever wonder why the TARDIS is square on the outside but round on the inside?"" *SuperCuts lady finishes my haircut without another word*"

"What did the wise man say to the science class? Many photons make light work."

"Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his whopper."

"On a cold, late December day... ... the wall calendar looked across the room at the advent calendar and said: ""It looks like our days are numbered, pal""."

"Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty."

"So, I met this Dutch girl with inflatable shoes the other day.... ....I called her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs."

"LIKE if you remember having to REWIND a video before you returned it."