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Joke of the Day

"A baby crawls into a bar... He asks the bartender for a milk. The bartender says, ""I guess you want that in a bottle?"". The baby replies, ""What do you have on tit?"""

"What's the difference between a male and a female? (Just hear me out.) Iron."

"Whats the difference between a joke and three dicks? Your mom cant take a joke."

"Not trying to be racist or ignorant but...nnseriously, all crocodiles and alligators look alike."

"Yo mama so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up"

"You know what really grinds my gears? Poor shifting technique."

"Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, ""It smells fishy around here."""

"What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms? A maid man."

"I'm gong to start calling my dick ""The Cartridge"". Women keep wanting to blow it."

"An Asian, a black guy and a Jew walk into a bar.. bartender says, ""Get the fuck out of here"""