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Joke of the Day

"What does an epileptic vegetarian eat? Seizure salad"

"Why do mermaids wear seashell bras? Because ""B"" shells are to small and ""D"" shells are too big."

"Boy: Do you like parties? Girl: Yes, why? Boy: Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"

"Moshe was walking down the street and gets run over by another Jewish driver. The driver speeds away and yells out the window ""Watch Out""! Moshe responds ""Why? Are you coming back?"

"Dinner When my wife asks me ""What do you want to have for dinner"" I never guess right."

"I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either."

"My welcome mat says, ""Oh shit! Not you again!"""

"Orange: Knock knock Apple: Who's there? O: Orange A: Orange who? O: Orange you glad I didn't say Banana? A: Yes! That guy is the WORST!"

"Why did the blind lady fall into a well? Because she couldn't see that well. *crickets, crickets*"

"Why do Jews have big noses? cuz air is free"