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Joke of the Day
"What does an epileptic vegetarian eat? Seizure salad"
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"""This week has been an emotional roller coaster. I'm gonna open up a bottle of red and take a long, hot bath."" - white women"
"*rides in on giant turtle* Me:Sorry I'm late. Boss:You rode that to work? Me:No, went to the zoo. *phone rings* Me:That'll be the zoo."
"What do you call a frozen swine lavatory? A pigloo I'll see myself out."
"me: i'm really glad we met, i feel like I can completely be myself around u. u had me at hello kidnapper: pls stop talking"
"You better brush your teeth everyday... Oral-B very mad!"
"First cave man to 2nd cave man: ""I don't care what you say. We never had such unusual weather before they started using bows and arrows."""
"Santorum I thought he didn't believe in pulling out?"
"Joke title Punchline. EDIT: Obligatory fake edit about not realising it was a repost"
"National product once got caught picking his nose and eating it thus forever being known as gross national product."