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Joke of the Day
"Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset? They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane"
Next Joke
"did you hear about the kidnapping at the high school? It's OK. He woke up."
"if I were a serial killer, I would target people who scream when they sneeze"
"They should make an iPad with a fold-open keyboard that can sit on your lap."
"What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying ""I drink coffee""? Her saying ""I drink it black, like my men"""
"WIFE: Where's the dog? *flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside."
"It would be funny if we discover there are inhabitants on the comet... they would be comedians."
"Q: How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm? A: E-I-E-I-O."
"WHY DO WE ALLOW OTHER COUNTRIES TO TAG THEIR NAME ON TO SOMETHING AND SELL US LIES WHEN THEY DO IT WRONG? CANADIAN BACON? ENGLISH MUFFINS?"
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee before it was cool."