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"Plot Twist: Africa adopts Angelina Jolie"
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"Read in Richard Pryors voice... The other day I had to take a shit so bad... The shit came out and said DAMMMMMNNN I gotta take a shit!"
"Obama The Dark Knight (2008) The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Congratulations, Barack Obama."
"Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say the morgue the merrier."
"What's gambling like in heaven? It's a pair-a-dice."
"I just finished a 5 year relationship. Luckily it wasn't mine."
"Why do pedophiles like to play guitar? Because it's completely ok to finger A minor"
"Not to brag but my son's friend said ""Your dad looks hot"" when I was cleaning the pool. She followed with ""Is that heat stroke?"" but still."
"So a woman walks out of the kitchen... ..."
"What is cheese's favorite music genre? R and Brie"