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Joke of the Day
"I just finished a 5 year relationship. Luckily it wasn't mine."
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"Dogs are probably really excited about dog sledding before they find out what it actually is."
"What would gold say if it could talk? ""A-U"" :|"
"What do old people smell like. Depends."
"What did Obama say when he proposed to Michelle? I don't wanna be Obama self"
"""It's too cold in Jamaica, I won't have any fun."" ""Not with that latitude!"""
"Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven"
"What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe."
"A study has shown that 40% of men over 40 suffer erectile dysfunction. Looking at 40% of women over 40, I'm not surprised."
"I've been exaggerating... ...since 1744."