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Joke of the Day
"Why do pedophiles like to play guitar? Because it's completely ok to finger A minor"
Next Joke
"Why did the dog go into the church? The doors were open."
"What do you call a man who's on fire? Bernie."
"A guy walks into a bar of soap."
"What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years? A four term US senator."
"What did the clock do when it was hungry? Went back 4 seconds"
"Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have big fingers"
"Guess what? Good guess"
"A guy runs to your door and pleads, ""Someone's trying to kill me! Can I come in?"" How should you respond? ""I don't know. CAN you?"""
"Necrophilia So my parents recently forced me to go to a psychiatrist for my necrophiliac thoughts. Having sex with a dead girl was just a nail in the coffin."