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Joke of the Day

"I went to the Middle East with some marijuana... ... and I got stoned! ###AMIRITE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!^imsosorry"

"Immigrants Illegal immigration is not a new problem. Native Americans used to call it ""White People"""

"What's Helen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy."

"Coworker: It'll either work or it won't. Me: Yes. Those would be the two possible outcomes."

"Once, in 2006, I stayed off the internet for an entire 19 minutes."

"What was Poppin Fresh's new name after he was put into the witness protection program? John Dough"

"For ""fuck sake"" or ""for fuck's sake?"" I need this email to sound professional."

"What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in."

"What type structural support do you make out of phone books? A call-em"

"How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? Look for the fresh prints."