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Joke of the Day

"How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? Look for the fresh prints."

"Tom Brady got punished more than Ray Rice because he beat a whole team"

"Did you hear about the new show, Scrabble on Broadway? It's a play on words."

"What is the difference between a girl and a pool table? You have a shot with a pool table."

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair... Virgin mobile"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy her another beer."

"Don't be nervous if someone is driving ahead of you- the world is round, just think that you're driving first!"

"Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses? Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me."

"I'm so lucky that I get to wake up every day and do what I love. (eat)"

"Did you hear about the short-sighted circumciser? He got the sack.."