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"Once, in 2006, I stayed off the internet for an entire 19 minutes."
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"A drum solo but on your face."
"TIFU side down while on vacation in Australia. Oops - wrong sub..."
"[Request] Jokes about fruit juice? I know it's random ^^ sorry I've been tasked with finding jokes/puns or even short skits about fruit juice (for school). Thanks in advance for your replies :)"
"A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. ""Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. ""Yes,"" replied the murderer. ""Will you hold my hand?"""
"how do you tell the difference between an extroverted engineer and an introverted engineer? the extroverted engineer looks at *your* shoes."
"""I bet you I can get people to buy the shirt from a game they don't even know how to play."" -Ralph Lauren"
"If I rape a prostitute, Is it shoplifting?"
"A man enters a store and asks for a color printer, the cashier asks ""What color?"""
"How do you say Constipated in German? Farfrompoopin"