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Joke of the Day
"What's Helen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy."
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"One time, Chuck Norris had sex with a hooker in a truck, and some semen got on the seat... The truck is now known as Optimus Prime."
"What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel? **Am I being retained?** **Am I being retained?**"
"A coworker just asked me how I stay so thin so I responded ""I don't post pictures of my food online"" and I think she believed me."
"If Donald Trump replaces Barack Obama in the White House Does that mean that orange is the new black?"
"If cupids didnt have wings, theyd just be fat little baby assassins with crossbows."
"A man gave his dog a bone... and was subsequently charged and tried with beastiality."
"What's the definition of Eternity? The time between when I come, and you go."
"If the camera adds ten pounds.. Do African kids even exist?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? *To get to the other side.*"