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Joke of the Day

"Where do Communists go to get burgers? Czechers."

"What do you call a tree that smokes weed? Snoop Log"

"I just saw a stage show about puns... It was a play on words."

"What was Tigger doing in the toilet? Looking for Pooh."

"What was the former name of captain Hook? Captain Hand"

"I went to the local zoo today There was only one dog there. It was a shih tzu."

"God only gives you what you can handle. Really? Because I'm pretty sure I could handle way more money."

"If you're a vegan who ran a marathon & got your dogs from a shelter, how do you decide which thing to wedge into the conversation first?"

"I told a joke to my Jewish friends about kosher food, but they didn't like it at all... they said it was too ham-fisted."

"How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin? None. It is all tongue and groove"