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Joke of the Day
"How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb? Third as many as for a regular bulb."
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"How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazilian!"
"Another off color limerick A sperm, alack and forsooth Was at it's moment of sexual truth It had hoped to fall On the womb's spongy wall But was dashed to it's death on a tooth!"
"One Night Stand This furniture store keeps emailing me, all I wanted was one night stand!"
"I smelled alcohol and got all excited then realized it was only hand sanitizer."
"What is a chemists favourite type of music? Heavy Metals."
"Do lightbulbs ever think about sex? Only when they're turned on."
"How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. They'll screw anything"
"What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail? A foot long"
"What does rappers eat for breakfast? Yo-ghurt."