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Joke of the Day

"Billion dollar idea: Tea bags that are actually wine bags. Slogan: You already act like you're God, now turn water into wine like Jesus!"

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"I got kicked out of my club cuddling team today.. ..turns out they frown on the use of performance enhancing hugs."
"What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather ? Skate !"
"How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway."
"I think people get married just to get Likes' on Facebook."
"Son: Daddy, what's it like to have the most awesome son in the world ? Father: I don't know, ask your grandfather."
"Jared Fogle's career ending the same way it started.... Trying to get into smaller pants"
"For sale: One parachute Used once, never opened."
"My boss wanted revenge. Boss wanted revenge on me for sleeping with his wife. So he stole my phone to get my girlfriend's mobile number. Poor bastard's been sending dick pics to his daughter all day."
"Everyone asks me if I'm in a relationship with the blind girl that I recently met... But I'm just seeing her."