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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if a bird shits on your car? Don't ask her out again."
Next Joke
"Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job."
"Dad: Son do u know why we named you Titanic Hitting an Iceberg? Titanic Hitting an Iceberg: Because I w Dad: BECAUSE YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT"
"What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family."
"I'm in Germany. Time to drink precisely one bier (beer) and call every man ""Hans"""
"Pick Up Chinese Girl I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629"
"Why the hell do they call it fruit punch, like where do they get ""punch"" fr.. *gets knocked out by a grapefruit*"
"Your honor, I second that motion Judge: Ma'am, I'm simply reading your husband's request to be cremated"
"What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive? A nissan [tree fiddy](http://www.motorstown.com/images/nissan-350-z-coupe-02.jpg)"
"My wife gets kind of bitchy once a month. It usually lasts about 30 days."