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Joke of the Day
"What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party? No brains"
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"What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks? A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share."
"Why were all the computers in the company frozen? Because they let IT go"
"If this cat doesn't stop trying to lick my plate, we're having Chinese for dinner tomorrow."
"Here's a Cheesy Joke For You. Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar. It was Tense."
"What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer? A Tattoo."
"And on the 8th day, God almost created Lionel Richie but was all like ""Naw, I'll just hold off a few thousand years then one day HELLO!"""
"Get two dogs and name them 'one' and 'two'. Because if one runs away, you'll still have two."
"Glove modeling is a very stable career path... ... you are sure to get a hand job every day."
"Blue Collar Work Where does the blue collar chicken work? The Eggplant."