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Joke of the Day

"What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common? It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap."

"What do you call a Native American girl that is really good with directions? A Navajo."

"LGBT Girl Scout Leader Arrested She was thrown in jail for eating Brownies."

"For just $28,000, I will teach any politician or politician's wife to wave like a normal human being."

"""I think i'm having a heart attack. Quick! Dad, call me a doctor..."" ""You're a Doctor."""

"Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant. Jesus: A table for 26, please. Headwaiter: But there's only . . . um, 13 of you. Jesus: Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."

"Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys."

"Circumcision How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."

"""Once we come down off this wall we'll be on the lam. That means we're fugitives, laying low, on the run..."" - condescending con descending"

"Why was the Energizer Bunny in court? Because it was charged with battery."