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Joke of the Day
"My wife sure is picky for someone who married me."
Next Joke
"Using a cellphone in 90's: ""he's prob a drug dealer"" Using a payphone today: ""he's prob a drug dealer"""
"What did the frog with the speech impediment say? ""Thibbit"""
"So apparently I've been Googling 'Asian Prom' this whole time. I watched like seven videos before I realized they weren't going to bang."
"What does a Victoria's Secret Black Friday sale have in common with a girl about to get a spanking? Both have panties half-off."
"I'll defend puppies & kittens with my life.. But if your kid's acting like a spoiled brat...I will ABSOLUTELY knock him over when you're not looking."
"If European in the bathroom, who's the guy on the floor? Himalayan"
"What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use? Arab spring"
"Daisy: how are you Gatsby: great"
"Ice cream van accidents are very rare... But unfortunately, they always result in the loss of hundreds and thousands."