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Joke of the Day
"My wife sure is picky for someone who married me."
Next Joke
"My wife: ""Can you pass me the stud finder?"" Me: ""You're the stud finder!"" *deep, awkward silence* Me: ""Here it is."""
"A girl has taking home a very handsome guy... ... to spend the night. When he unzips she bursts out: - ""Oh! I've never been with a circumcised guy before"" - ""I'm not. This is just wear n' tear"""
"How does a blonde count a thousand sheep? She counts the legs, and divides by 4."
"What characteristics do chemists look for in people when dating? Asses and faces"
"All the liberals want to move to Canada... What's wrong with Mexico, you racist fucks?"
"Go into the confessional today and see how long it takes the priest to realize you're describing Batman's life."
"I was fired from the orange juice factory I just couldn't concentrate."
"My love life"
"Christmas gift Mom walks to her son ""Johnny, what would you like for Christmas - a brother or a sister?"" she asks ""Well, I'd like a sled, but I don't know if your vagina can handle that."" he replies."