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Joke of the Day

"Me: I'm super funny. I mean, how could 13K people be wrong? Husband: There were WAY more people in the Nazi party. Me:................."

"Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax? A: Because they could spell it."

"Never Trust An Atom They make up everything"

"What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain :D"

"Q: What do you call a blonde sky diving team? A: A new version of the lawn dart's game."

"USA to Russia:"" What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner? ""Turkey"""

"99 cent stores must've had some pretty nice shit in 1921"

"Hitler had one hell of a speech writer. People called him the grammar nazi."

"Why can't black people steal from Jews on Yom Kippur? NSFW Dey fast"

"What's a good treatment for insomnia? Bill Cosby"