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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by searching for my wife on Pornhub turns out, it's not a dating site."
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"If you count a little kid on another kid's shoulders under a trench coat as two people, then I have had TWO boyfriends"
"What's your ringtone? That's nice, mine's a light shade of brown."
"Every 3 seconds a woman has a baby Our mission is to find this woman and stop her."
"What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?"
"Most computer problems can be fixed by removing the idiot from the keyboard."
"A joke I thought of while showering. (showerjokes?) Underage drinking is a crime punishable by breath. haha get it?"
"After countless scientific trials and errors, I have successfully turned back time. It's emit."
"Hooters sucks! Feed you messy ass hot wings presented by one the hottest skimpiest dressed big boobed blonde. Its like they're daring to go to the bathroom and jack off."
"What is a computer virus? A terminal illness."