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Joke of the Day

"After countless scientific trials and errors, I have successfully turned back time. It's emit."

"Perhaps one day he'll meet his Girl Fieri."

"The narcissistic cannibal started to eat his own body but stopped because he was already full of himself"

"I stay up late every night and realize it was a bad idea every morning."

"I would like to thank everybody that stuck by my side for those five long minutes my house didn't have internet."

"How does Harry Potter get down a hill? By running. J.K! Rowling."

"Yur mom is so fat Her nipples look like bologna slices."

"Why is DJ Khaled so good at music? He loves major keys."

"Kinda corny but it did actually crack me up... Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee? A. Banned from the Zoo."

"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100? At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat."