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Joke of the Day
"After countless scientific trials and errors, I have successfully turned back time. It's emit."
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"Gonna start a matchmaking site for very old people called Carbon Dating"
"Longest English word: 'pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi' Longest Spanish word: 'GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL'"
"Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'? It's too complex"
"I think I'm failing my marine biology class My grade is below C level."
"What does a dyslexic klan member hate? Gingers"
"MAGICIAN: think of a card! ME: ok. MAGICIAN: is... this ur card? [holds up card that says ""UGH I HATE MAGIC SHOWS THIS IS CRAP""] ME: holy crap"
"Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain? eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging."
"I got a new car for my wife! It was a great trade!"
"What's Gordon Ramsay's favourite movie? It's still fucking Frozen!!!"