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Joke of the Day
"Most computer problems can be fixed by removing the idiot from the keyboard."
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"News is reporting a nun just had a baby. It's official, a nun is getting more action than me."
"The guy who cuts my hair tells me that the iPad 3 is coming out in March and the iPad 4 is coming out in October."
"A guy picks up a prostitute After they're done she says: I feel so loved. You fuck like a god! As they start smoking a cigarette in bed she asks: By the way, why do you have holes in your hands."
"AMA I left the Church of Scientology two weeks ago [Deleted]"
"Friday night. Friday night- Cant get fucked- Women are sluts or too stuck up- Cant grab pussy- Cant get head - If it werent for lotion Id shoot myself dead"