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Joke of the Day
"What is a computer virus? A terminal illness."
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"What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game??? Before the first period"
"Donald Trump was asked if he could quote any Bible verses. He replied,""Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Deport him and you do not have to feed him again."" Trump 20:16"
"Have you heard of that movie Gravity? I heard it was... full of suspense"
"A boss is like a customer in a restaurant. He wants the best food to be served. But when it comes to cooking his own food, he can even eat his own shit."
"Jesus fed 5,000 Jewish people With bread and fish, and he's adored for it. I don't get it, Hitler made 6 million Jewish people toast and he's hated for it"
"Math is sad. It takes hours to try to prove your point, but only one counterexample to destroy everything. Much like my marriage."
"What does Freud like to do with his mum Oedipussy"
"Me: Hello Teacher: Hello M: How's my kid doing in school? T: How's my kid doing in school? I hate parrot teacher conferences"
"The worst thing about being single is wondering if I'll ever have kids. Like, what if I just keep making money & having fun forever? Scary!"