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Joke of the Day

"What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?"

"What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede."

"A steak pun is a rare medium well done"

"If you're thinking of getting a hairless cat, go the extra mile and get a catless cat."

"How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb... Two, one to do the job, and another to shoot all the witnesses."

"I hate listening to music during sex... There honestly aren't many good 30 second songs out there."

"PMS jokes are not funny... Period."

"I slay pussy like I slay dinosaurs Not at all."

"me: ""what is a librarian's favourite food?"" dog: me: ""SHUSHI lmao"" dog: [starts putting his toys in suitcase]"

"Y'know, I used to be quite indecisive. Now I'm not so sure."