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Joke of the Day

"And then the devil said, ""tell her to calm down."""

"1000s flocked to NJ to see the Virgin Mary in a tree trunk. But, don't judge them, friends. When was the last time you saw a virgin in NJ?"

"Girls who draw their eyebrows on may as well do them with a disappointed expression because yeah no thanks."

"If Twitter has taught me anything in 6 years, it's ""that"" is the most unnecessary word in the English language."

"All I got my wife for her birthday was a mirror. That'll show her who's boss."

"I was attacked at a birthday party by a Mexican man with a baseball bat. Thankfully he was blindfolded and extremely dizzy."

"Request: push more paper than a ... I need a joke some what related to this. Any help would be much appreciated"

"If God was a woman. Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why."

"What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison? A small medium at large."

"What are Tony Montana's favourite trousers? Alpine Chinos"