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Joke of the Day

"Olympic Sailing results are in! Denmark have taken gold Finland have taken silver Somalia have taken a middle aged couple who were on a worldwide cruise"

"The Japanese have two words for dog One is as a pet, the other is as a meal"

"I like my women like I like my herpes... alllll on my dickkkk oh *yaaaah*"

"is the ultimate american drug watching an entire season of a tv show at once or getting married so you don't have to die alone?"

"I wish people would stop only talking about Jesus and just start acting like him."

"There are three kinds of people Those who can count and those who can't"

"How do you fix a broken Tuba? Tuba glue."

"Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken."

"A Roman guy walks into a bar He holds up two fingers and says ""five beers please"""

"I had a cocaine joke, but now I can't find it It makes me really mad because I had it all lined up"