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Joke of the Day

"I had a difficult childhood... I was brought up by a couple of alcoholics. I called them my Foster's parents."

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"What's a bees favourite novel ? The Great Gats-bee !"
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"Just back from my first rap battle. Complete disaster. I thought it was a nap battle and when the other guy saw my pajamas I was doomed."
"Saw a licence plate today that said ""LUVSHOES"" Couldn't decide if they love fashionable footware or easy women.."