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Joke of the Day
"I got the job even though I kept telling them I'm not a plumber. It took awhile to sink in."
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"Hello! my name is Linus Q: What do you call a person who has lost all hope? ------------------------------------------------------------- A: Linus"
"The Nathan's hot dog eating contest should contain one poisoned hot dog mixed in with the other hot dogs"
"What do comic book collectors use in their hair? Mint conditioner."
"So I was in math class when the teacher asked me what comes after 69. I said 70. I know you were expecting a joke, but I want to pass my exams."
"Why are Gametes good at marketing? Sex cells!"
"Good news for insomniacs Only 3 more sleeps till Christmas!!"
"What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator? An investigator."
"I hope there will be a riot where I live... I really want to have an Xbox one and a new TV."
"What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday? Saturday Night Fever."