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Joke of the Day
"I'm always behind the person at McDonald's who acts like they've never seen the menu in their life"
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"If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib!"
"Why is an angry drunk not called mean-spirited?"
"I post stuff in the wrong sub-reddits. AMA wait... FUCK"
"What do you get your girlfriend for Valentines Day? A box of chocolate, flowers and a dildo. So if she doesn't like the chocolate and flowers she can go fuck herself."
"What does a man with a tiny penis have for breakfast? Well this morning I had a PopTart, 2 eggs and a glass of orange juice."
"""son, I've had to throw my golf socks out"" ""Why dad? cos you got... A HOLE IN ONE? HAHA"" ""No son. I killed a man. They're covered in blood"""
"What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? Between the two of us we can make a lot of money."
"What's Al Gore's dancer name? Algorithm."
"This commedian went up and only had one setup and punchline his routine was a joke"