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Joke of the Day
"Telling my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage"
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"What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!"
"A dick has the saddest life He is put in a dark room, banged againts the walls until it throws up and is unconcious"
"I just read a book about Bipolar Disorder. One hand I liked it and sent it to everyone I know, on the other hand I burned it and my house down."
"What breaks when u give it to a toddler? Her hips"
"[Juice Bar] (Wildebeest disguised as man): 36 shots of wheat grass (Lion disguised as Bartender): Follow me out back ""sir"" *hyenas laugh*"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Coffin ! Coffin who ? Coffin and spluttering !"
"Investment fail In college, an ounce of heady weed was the same price as an ounce of gold. I made terrible investments and now I'm a dog walker."
"My Dad couldn't pull out of my Mom... ...but at least he could pull out of my life."
"My professor just said that the particle of light is like a bullet... The black objects absorb more."