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Joke of the Day

"A dick has the saddest life He is put in a dark room, banged againts the walls until it throws up and is unconcious"

"Just bought a sandwich at the airport so gonna have to put off buying a house for a while."

"Why did the black boy fall off his bike? He didn't, he fell off yours."

"Whenever I hear a Mexican talking excitedly, I always imagine him explaining food, soccer or that someone is stuck in a barbed wire fence."

"In honor of Nelson Mandela Day Someone opened up a tire shop down the road from where I live and named it after the late Nelson Mandela. They named it ""Mandela's Apartires R Us"""

"WTH? My neighbors say they don't like to spoon!? Even after I stopped sleeping in the nude. And introduced myself. Old people! Amirite?"

"What do tampons and white women have in common? They are both stuck up cunts."

"Why was the Pedophile's movie rated PG-13? It only had minor nudity."

"The year is 2157, our world is much like the one in that futuristic movie starring Tom Cruise. No, the other one. No, the other one. No, the"

"What is a Canadian vampire's favourite drink? Type Eh."