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Joke of the Day

"Christmas in Latvia Is Christmas man have present! He open, find rotten potato. Wife die of malnutrition night that."

"Push up bras A push-up bra is like a bag of chips. You open it up and its half empty."

"Spreddit The backpages of the internet"

"I take comfort in the fact that my neighbour will probably die before me. I'll be at his funeral, leafblowing through the entire ceremony."

"Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.? Because Michael Douglas starred in ""Double Jeopardy"" in 1999."

"Ever hear the one about the ""gay moon""? My son made this up and told it to me today. Look mom it's the ""gay moon"". Why are you calling the sun ""gay moon""? Because it is FLAAAAMINGGG!"

"""I think we should start touching other people."" -Blind couple breaking up."

"Why don't cannibals have dogs? Because you're not supposed to feed them people food."

"The toughest decision I will make today is wine or beer... Life is rough.."

"Maybe your parents told you a watched pot never boils so you wouldn't go around sticking your face near boiling water, idiot."