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Joke of the Day

"The toughest decision I will make today is wine or beer... Life is rough.."

"Shout out to old guy behind counter who started coughing really hard, drank some water, recovered, chuckled, and said ""Not today!"""

"You can call me a narcissist... Just make sure you say my name."

"The Republican primary race should be called ""The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"" It's way too long, and the protagonists are becoming more juvenile as it goes on."

"The fact Michael Jackson had to ask Annie if she was OK nearly 100 times in four minutes makes me think she probably wasn't OK."

"Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet? Because the 'p' is silent."

"What did the hillbilly say when he saw the new C7 Vette? NAS-car"

"Religion is like a nude pic If it ends up on the internet you're entering a world of criticism "

"Black rotten roses & run over kittens Teeth falling out & a test is unwritten Naked in public becoming a meme Theseareafewofmyterribledreams"

"The families in Eggo commercials live in nice houses and appear wealthy. Why are they always fighting over one shitty frozen waffle?"