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Joke of the Day
"My wife still hasn't told me what my New Year's resolutions are."
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"Loaf me, loaf me, say that you knead me."
"Chicago really is the windy city. After all, they did just win de World Series"
"I just bought a nice 12 year old scotch His parents weren't very pleased."
"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside. Credit to Top Gear."
"How many gay guys can sit on a stool? Four, if you flip it upside down."
"There are no divorce courts at the North Pole, so when Santa and his wife wanted to split up, they got a semicolon. They're great for separating independent Clauses."
"Why can't Jesus eat Skittles? Because they're always falling through the holes his hands."
"Why do women watch porn movies from start to finish ? They think there will be a wedding at the end."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... microwaved for 69 seconds."